Hair

Our hair is useful because it protects parts of our body from sweat and it looks rather glorious when Dove Shampoo and Conditioner is applied. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I faint. Hair is an excellent ingredient in cooking, as it tastes marvellous, and it backs up your supply of red blood cells. Unfortunately, no more information on hair is available, as scientists are still trying to discover more about it. Goodbye!

Cod

A Cod is an edible fish which is packed full of vitamins and minerals, and provides plenty of fibre to the human body. If you ever see a cod, I advise you eat it. Cods are extremely versatile creatures, and so when you touch one, it will more than likely attempt to bite your fingers off, which would lead to excruciating pain in your abdomen.

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Cheese is a tasty substance which many people adore to devour. I personally would choose cheddar as my cheese of choice. It is so delicous and adaptable (by which I mean lots of ingredients can be added to the cheese to create new and individual flavours such as chilli cheddar cheese or smoked haddock cheddar cheese) that if I don't continually feed myself this cheese every twelve hours, chances are I shall form an addiction to peanuts.

Water

Water is a tasty liquid which all of the human race requires to survive. Your body is made up of about 70% water, and so a lack of this chemical substance would result in flopping skin and onion skin weathering. Water is made up of two hydrogen atoms to one oxygen atom, and thus the chemical symbol of water is H2O. Because there are oxygen atoms, it is possible to breathe underwater, but only if you are floating upside-down. And only 3.14159265 of this post is true. Well. Perhaps a bit more.